How will I get out of speeding tickets when Oppo gets shutdown?

"Blue 2000" (blue-2000)
11/11/2020 at 15:34 • Filed to: SR20

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DISCUSSION (25)

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Blue 2000
11/11/2020 at 15:47

oh noooooo my clout

MonkeePuzzle > Blue 2000
11/11/2020 at 15:49

some OG references here! #GTFAC

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Blue 2000
11/11/2020 at 15:50

Just say you have an SR20, show the officer the chicken parm, and then say you drive a CL63 AMG usually, but it’s just not running right now. They’ll understand, ask you about your washing machines back at the house, and if you know the tale of the Blackbird, you’ll fly free.

What other legendary oppo am I missing?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Blue 2000
11/11/2020 at 15:52

Have you consisted asking Matt Hardibird?

Kinja'd!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MonkeePuzzle
11/11/2020 at 15:54

I was disappointed that Roberto calling the broken loading bar “the color of a rotten dead” didn’t take off in memery, not even a little.

Cash Rewards > Blue 2000
11/11/2020 at 15:57

Oppo deep cut! I love it!

Cash Rewards > MonkeePuzzle
11/11/2020 at 15:58

Someone asked me recently what the AC was for. It felt so ridiculous typing out Go to Fuck a Camel

TheJWT > Blue 2000
11/11/2020 at 16:07

Jalopnik Gold card still works

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/11/2020 at 16:18

That wasn’t very Bruce of him.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/11/2020 at 16:18

That wasn’t very Bruce of him.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Blue 2000
11/11/2020 at 16:36

#parmagate

#harambie

Never forget.

Gamecat235 > Blue 2000
11/11/2020 at 18:08

The Esprit in the story was blue, I am like 99.9% sure of this.

#stillthesameoldpedanticgamecat

Gamecat235 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/11/2020 at 18:37

I think you left out having a twin with a giant car collection (but no SR20), or screaming about whether a matchbox car could be generically referred to as hot wheels. I would bet that there are others... but I’ll pour one out for SKZ and Gimmi tonight.

Blue 2000 > Gamecat235
11/11/2020 at 18:55

I couldn’t remember what color it was so I just picked one at random.

Gamecat235 > Blue 2000
11/11/2020 at 19:23

I once got him for secret Santa and I hand delivered a Japanese die cast blue esprit and a t-shirt with the header from an SR20 engine on it. The look on his face was *priceless*. He laughed for a minute straight.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Gamecat235
11/11/2020 at 20:04

Hey the OPPO legend themselves! I don’t think I’ve seen you around in a while.
I also don’t remember those at all lol.

Gamecat235 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/11/2020 at 20:10

Super Kiwi Zorro and I Hate American Cars (who were either related or were the same person) once got in a somewhat epic fight over the matchbox cars thing. And Gimmi Gimmi Gimmi was like crazy f oreign Great- uncle of Oppo and the FP who told fantastical stories of the cars and races he used to attend. And then he got caught in a dumb lie, and the entire story weirdly unraveled.

No one questioned him for years, but then he started expanding his lies and people started questioning him.

Moral of a lot of these stories is: don’t lie to Oppo. LOL.